Aha! Durr! Really? Lol.

Ok.  So.  We've lived in this house for almost four whole years.  I've had an actual built in dishwasher that isn't me for this entire time.  Today?  Today was the first day that it occured to me, that little silverware bucket / container?  Instead of gathering a handful of silverware and trudging the four steps to the silverware drawer?  I can actually, actually, (ACTUALLY!) pick it up out of the dishwasher and take it with me, while trudging those four steps to the silverware drawer.  Wow.  Almost four whole years to figure that out.  Ok.  I've never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed.  I'm thinkin I must have had a little bit of my tool hangin out getting a little rusty in the rain.

On top of that?  Tonight?  After making tacos and having a mess on the kitchen counter?  I had to wash one of the pans because the dishwasher was already full and running.  I used to left over pan, held it under the lip of the counter and brushed all of the lettuce, cheese and taco meat that was dropped into the pan.  Whoosh.  Again.  Four years.  Dang.  It's been a day of epiphanies.  Lol.  It's taken a while, but by gosh!  I have hope!

On another note??  One of our Target stores has finally, finally, finally stocked Schticky's!  They have Schticky's!  I need a Schticky!  I have pet hair!  I have dust bunnies!  I have stuff on the floor that could easily be picked up by a Schticky!  However!  Yikes!  They were $20.  I'm not quite so sure that I need a Schticky that bad.  Lol.  : )..  I did get a free Swiffer Wet Jet last Sunday, while helping my friend move.  I hoped she had Schticky's too, but alas, no luck.  Ha! 

Anyway.  Whew.  It's been a long week, despite one holiday off from work.  I have to rest up from that and my epiphanies.  I've had a few other ones this week, including a great idea for truckers who need a safe and secure spot to park a truck.  Dutch shot that idea down.  Whateva.  He might rethink it if he gets another truck.  Well.  If the insurance company ever figures out that we had as much in it as what it was insured for.  That's a totally different story.  Alrighty.  Whew.  I'm worn to a frazzle.  TGIF for sure.

Million Dollar Idea Day.. : )..

Soo, after talking to one of my co-workers yesterday, I had another "million dollar idea" moment.  Lol.  Thanks, Kim!  This one might be a billion dollar plan!  Now I just have to figure out how to make this project and get it going.  I know that it would catch on like wildfire.  It happens to involve one of my absolute end all to be all foods and could also include some of my favorite end all to be all seafood items as well.  Yummy.  Lemme just say, lol, I will be motivated to make this work and asap!  : )..  I could use a few million bucks, or a few billion bucks as well.  Ahh, the life! 

I already have a couple other "million dollar ideas" that would end up joining some of those crazy, wacky infomercials and the "As Seen on TV" sales areas like I see in Target, CVS and Walgreens, just to name a few spots.  The other two are a little harder to figure out how to produce, I just know what the ideas will solve.  Hehehe.  I will figure it out one day, by gosh!  Ha!  I can make a commercial like the Schticky!  Btw, I stillll NEED a Schticky!!!  One of these days, I will have one, I will, I will, I will!  Until then, I'll just have to schtick with my vacuum cleaner to battle the cat hair accumulation. I'm tellin ya!  I can sweep and vacuum one day and ten minutes later!  Pooof!  More cat hair.  Think I might cut out the middleman and just vacuum the cats instead! Ha!  (no cats were harmed in the making of this post)

Alrighty, one more workday until the weekend!  Guess I'm ready to get it started.  Yay!  I need a Schticky!

I need a Schticky! : ).. Lol.

I could spend a fortune on infomercials.  I'm tellin ya.  I would have the Slap Chop, the SliceOMatic, the Pasta Boat, and a whole host of other wonderful, amazing cooking and cleaning products.  Now?  I found this!  And before you think I have lost my mind (ha!), here is my inspiration for "It's soooo schticky!"

But, I digress.  Back to the Schticky!

I have corduroy furniture!  With cat hair!  And dog hair!

I have debris on my carpeted stairs!

Thankfully, I don't have unwanted guests, although,

look how easily it conquered that spider in the cobwebs!

I have spiders, well on occasion!

I have dust bunnies!

I have cat litter that one of our cats loves

to sling half way across the utility room floor!

I have hairy carpets despite constant vacuuming!

See?  I really need a Schticky!

Stat!  : )..

I love infomercial products.

I really do need a Schticky though!

Really.  I do!

No.  Really!

Honest.

For real.

I have all of those Schticky problems.

It's sooo schticky!