Residential fire alarm: Operator asks, "Is everything ok?" Customer responds, "Yeah, I was just ironing my hair." Pause. Operator asks, "Sooo. You don't need the fire department?"
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False alarm, customer was just shaking out the trash.
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Mechades Benz.
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Mark & Dawn (names have been changed to protect privacy) are divorced - Mark's new wife is Tina. Do not say Dawn's name when calling.
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She said recidentials owners are on a plain right now.
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Mr. Banks account - unable to leave message - appeared to be a bank and voicemail is not working.
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And finally for today: Hair dyer set off alarm.
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