Ok. Soo. My puppies have suddenly gone from sweet, innocent, loving little sugar pies to snarling, snapping, pack mentality animals. Lol. Watch out! Get the oven mitts! Someone might lose a finger. Or two! Auntie Em is 21 months old. Milo is almost 9 months old.
They just about tore each other up "protecting someone else's house", aka, showing their butts the other night. Then, if that wasn't enough, they almost tore apart a poor, scared little innocent pomeranian because she happened to wander up on our friend's back porch. If they could have gotten thismuchcloser, she'd have been toast with butter and jelly. Then! Lol. If THAT wasn't enough, they "recovered" a little coozy type item and started snarling and tugging on it like it was one of their toys. Have I mentioned that Emmy is a resource guarder? Lol. I digress.
After their bad behavior the other night (even if they were invited back anytime by our friend, lol), I figured out a great show idea. It's an animal version of "The Nanny's" for the Animal Planet Channel. They could find a group of great pet trainers, led by someone, say Cesar Milano (? lol), who go out and spend a few days in the home of pet parents whose pets are out of control and set us all straight again. Sounds like a great idea? Right?! Lol. As long as we are case number one! : ).. We have got to do something. I even have a name for it. "Pet-A-Nanny". Or they could do a farm version, "Hoot-A-Nanny". Or a version with Dick Cheney, "Shoot-A-Nanny". No? Lol. Alright. One from "Blazing Saddles", "Poot-A-Nanny"? Ok. I'll stop.
Our sweet little babies are getting way out of hand when they are together. Lol. It's kinda embarassing. People stare at us when we walk in PetSmart, then grab their animals and run in fear when Emmy and Milo are close by. There has to be something we can do. They have lost all their socialization skills. And their minds to boot. Help us Cesar! Help us Animal Planet! Oops. Guess I'd better email them with my idea. Wish us luck!
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