It's Onnnn Like Donkey Kong!

The KC Royals are back in town.

Opening Day was Sunday.

This is our crowd..

Our opponents?

The Mets.

The same Mets we beat to win the World Series.

Ha!!

Ha Ha!!

Today's game?

Our Royals get their World Series Rings.

I hope they have the ceremony

60' 6" from home plate.

Why is that?

I was right there with Moose.

Get 'em!!

Wanna throw close?

Fine!  No problem.

Throw at our head?

Paaaahhhhroblem!

\

If we have a problem with it,

we can meet him 60' 6" away.

Reallllllly?

It's on like Donkey Kong.

I'm torn between wanting to torture him,

holding him down and shaving his

stupid "Thor" hairdo,

to wanting every Royals fan to don blond

wigs and raise one of these

"Thor Hammers" every time that "she"

is out on the field.

We've got your "hammer" right here Thor.

However, in the spirit of sportsmanship..

I hope that we just ignore this little

punk and act like, "Noah who?"

Either way?

It's on like Donkey Kong.

Enjoy your view of the ring ceremony

from the sidelines jerk!

: p..

Ha!

Karma.

Bwahahaha!

It works.

Go Royals!!