Emo Phillips..
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
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The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
And then Robin Williams..
“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”
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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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