Calmness in our lives..

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to se all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Vallium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of Scotch.

You have no idea how good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. (posted from a friend who thought I was in need of said inner peace, may we all find it soon)